Japanese man marries virtual video game character

ha what a lame

I think society has reached an all-time low...or people really are crazy these days lol! To each their own,but this is kinda bizarre. What happens if he loses his DS? Does he fill a missing persons report? As much as I think Rayne is hot I'm not going to marry her...besides I'm not gonna get any anyways

What the hell...

Just wait till gaming goes virtual like a star trek holo suite,thankfully i'll be dead & buried by then

Nice.... I am waiting to see their children.
he must be brain damaged the less

Wow, he's a young guy, too...

The concept of marrying a character is, in and of itself, bizarre, but what I find interesting is that he married her in an original red DS "Phat". You'd think he'd have gotten her a better dress for the ceremony.

Wow, I don't get why this would even take place. I wonder what happened with any real women he's associated with, I can only imagine he's either mentally sick or has been shot down many times to stoop to marrying a virtual woman.

What happens if (when) his copy of Love Plus dies? I can't imagine that an insurance company would let someone take out a policy to cover a virtual "wife". Would the guy buy a casket for the cartridge and bury it in the ground with a head stone or cremate the cartridge and keep it's ashes in an urn?

What will he do if someone uploads her to a torrent site?

Poor guy had her saved on an unauthorized memory chip... Now she's gone!

Ba dum bump...

Well, at least it's not a "gay" marriage!

Ba dum bump...

If he put life insurance on her and she get deleted does he collect on the policy I mean hes got a marrage cert. so he can claim her on his taxes ... and when he wants to go out with the guys he can leave her to home till he gets back... lol this is to funny

Originally posted by ThePastor:

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Poor guy had her saved on an unauthorized memory chip... Now she's gone!

Ba dum bump...

Well, at least it's not a "gay" marriage!

Ba dum bump...

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I'm suprised she hasnt asked to for the house to be upgraded. Modern video game wives are currently living in the DSi

Wow. This is straight out of a William Gibson novel.

This is pretty bad, imagine the ramifications if sand gets in there...

i laughed, i think its funny. i mean hell any one that's ever been to comic-con knows how Fked up some of the people are.

my friends took me, ill never go again not with out a real sword...

what im wondering is how she managed to sign the marriage certificate???????if they get divorced does she still get half of what he owns????if someone creates virtual parents for her do they get a say in what happens in her life?????this is really rediculous.

Fk'd up, that's what it is, but it does have a bright side:
if dopey over there stays faithful, at least will not reproduce, and will not burden the world with the existence of another abject moron...of course, assuming he isn't part of the clientèle of some sperm bank...

Originally posted by mystic:

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If he put life insurance on her and she get deleted does he collect on the policy I mean hes got a marrage cert. so he can claim her on his taxes ... and when he wants to go out with the guys he can leave her to home till he gets back... lol this is to funny

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A ball and chain is a ball and chain no matter if its real or not. 0-o

e-O I love the japanese culture and plan to move there. But sometimes they really scare me.

I think it would be fun to smash his DS in front of him.

Originally posted by hikaricor:

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I think it would be fun to smash his DS in front of him.

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I hope he doesn't bust a nut on her. She'll die!

I am just baffled by this... I mean, marriage usually means you have to consummate :

–verb (used with object)
1. to bring to a state of perfection; fulfill.
2. to complete (an arrangement, agreement, or the like) by a pledge or the signing of a contract: The company consummated its deal to buy a smaller firm.
3. to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse

Well he has the first 2 down, but the last... 2 out of 3 ain't bad, but that poor DS screen..... Monkey tossing over it, would that even count? Or does he try to insert in the head jack... Surely this will be the blunt of jokes for many weeks.

to each his own...

Originally posted by Mysttic:

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I am just baffled by this... I mean, marriage usually means you have to consummate :

–verb (used with object)
1. to bring to a state of perfection; fulfill.
2. to complete (an arrangement, agreement, or the like) by a pledge or the signing of a contract: The company consummated its deal to buy a smaller firm.
3. to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse

Well he has the first 2 down, but the last... 2 out of 3 ain't bad, but that poor DS screen..... Monkey tossing over it, would that even count? Or does he try to insert in the head jack... Surely this will be the blunt of jokes for many weeks.

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"allow me to introduce you to my wife...oh shit! battery is low..after shes reachrged then..care for a drink?"

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Originally posted by Mysttic:

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I am just baffled by this... I mean, marriage usually means you have to consummate :

–verb (used with object)
1. to bring to a state of perfection; fulfill.
2. to complete (an arrangement, agreement, or the like) by a pledge or the signing of a contract: The company consummated its deal to buy a smaller firm.
3. to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse

Well he has the first 2 down, but the last... 2 out of 3 ain't bad, but that poor DS screen..... Monkey tossing over it, would that even count? Or does he try to insert in the head jack... Surely this will be the blunt of jokes for many weeks.

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GBA slot.

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Originally posted by DXR88:

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i laughed, i think its funny. i mean hell any one that's ever been to comic-con knows how Fked up some of the people are.

my friends took me, ill never go again not with out a real sword...

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I may be called older but now I think I have seen it all. LOL.

Is he making what i think he is in the sand?

lol

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Originally posted by ThePastor:

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Poor guy had her saved on an unauthorized memory chip... Now she's gone!

Ba dum bump...

Well, at least it's not a "gay" marriage!

Ba dum bump...

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I'm not sure how you qualify someone marrying a bunch of 1's and 0's as being better than gay marriage. At least with gay marriage it involves a real life person but I digress as this devolves into politics and religion which is against board rules. Just confounds me at some peoples reasoning skills

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Unfortunately, his parents were unable to attend due to embarasement...

Priest: "Do you take this video game to love, hold, and care for, so long as her battery lasts?"

Psychotic nerd: "I do"

This must be a very expensive game...as soon as the next version comes out, he will have to divorce her and give nintendo half his stuff.

hahahaha... lol.... I got a feling that i should persue my marriage with Sakura in Naruto

Originally posted by XLR83r:

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hahahaha... lol.... I got a feling that i should persue my marriage with Sakura in Naruto

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God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.

Originally posted by chris4160:

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God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.

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Originally posted by KillerBug:

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Originally posted by chris4160:

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God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.

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He's japanese; he probably used the headphone jack!

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Originally posted by scorpNZ:

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Just wait till gaming goes virtual like a star trek holo suite,thankfully i'll be dead & buried by then

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